The Terrible Twos…er…TEAS –

The Terrible Twos…er…TEAS –.

Ah, the Terrible Twos: nature’s great leveler when it comes to parenting. No matter how many books you’ve read or classes you’ve taken, it WILL happen. It’s unavoidable; the thing’s hard-wired, after all.

Did the vicious little thug want his binky? Did he need his diapers changed? Was he concerned about the regulation of derivatives and credit default swaps? No, strike the third possibility. He wasn’t rational enough to follow any of that hoohah. And then it hit me. It all came together in one of those blinding flash thingies. Whumph! Little Osama bin Oshkosh tamping his widdle feets so deafeninglywas the very model of the modern Tea Partier!

 

Oh, fine, scorn my big eureka moment: The Terrible Twos = The Terrible TEAS! But you’ll know I’m right when you actually stop to consider it. To speed YOUR epiphany, I’ve gone and ransacked the web to bolster my argument…

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Republican Geography 101

In keeping with this new wave of innovation in education, Glenn Beck even has his own online college! Republicans are also spreading the word via home schooling texts like “Of Pandas and People.” Heck, even Mike Huckabee has his own edutainment cartoon series! Let’s take a look at how we’ll see the world in the Republican future:

via Republican Geography 101.

The Republican Party Has Become Toxic to High Information Voters

However, upon closer inspection, there is one data point that stands out. In the city of Cambridge, home to both Harvard University and M.I.T, Ed Markey beat Gomez 89-11 percent. That data point stands as a testament to how toxic the Republican Party has become for high information voters.

With their disdain for intellectuals, their flat refusal to acknowledge global warming, their denial of evolution and their inability to comprehend that rape can result in pregnancy, the modern, heavily tea-stained version of the Republican Party is simply unpalatable to the vast majority of scientists, professors and other educated professionals. As GOP candidates continue to pander to aging white religious fundamentalists and conspiracy theorists, they undermine their own hopes for reclaiming the White House in 2016.

via The Republican Party Has Become Toxic to High Information Voters.

Bearded Muslims and the Incredible Mental Midgetry of the Tea Party

Grover Norquist is a Muslim because he wears a beard. It shows that Tea Party portrayals of President Barack Obama stem from a common core of irrationality. Certainly if Obama can be a Muslim because he doesn’t back the idea of religious crusades, then Norquist can be a Muslim because he has a beard.

It’s no wonder they can think women’s bodies can repel a rapist’s sperm or that men are superior to women and white people to black people.

via Bearded Muslims and the Incredible Mental Midgetry of the Tea Party.

Tea Party is the American Taliban

For a fictional show (based on ACTUAL events), this is the truest news story you have ever seen. This talks about what the Tea Party and their harm to the United States, as well as the voter registration laws republican states passed to prevent some Democrats from even being able to vote. This talks about the Tea Party, aka the American Taliban.

If you usually skip watching videos, don’t make that mistake this time. This is a video that everyone should watch and then share with others. It tells it like it is.

via Tea Party is the American Taliban – Video at McSpocky & Friends.

Can America Survive Many More Years Of The Tea Party? – by McSpocky – Newsvine

Can America Survive Many More Years Of The Tea Party?

Can America survive many more years under the onslaught of the billionaire’s Tea Party?

This is something Americans should seriously be thinking about this July 4th.

Americans need to wake up and this next election vote all the Teapublicans out of office and onto the streets!